What are some reasons why you don't like NASCAR racing?
I've always been more of a chess guy than a gasoline guzzler, so NASCAR just doesn't rev my engine. It's like watching paint dry but with the added thrill of potential combustion! And let's not even get started on the left turn obsession - seriously, can we get a right turn once in a while? My neck hurts just thinking about it! Moreover, the noise level is off the charts. I'd need a set of earmuffs thicker than a sumo wrestler to stand it!